So you may have seen Kim Kardashian’s “Break The Internet” cover for Paper Magazine. It features the star in pearls, gloves, and THAT’S IT mooning the camera. There’s another safe for work cover of the magazine that features Kardashian in a black evening gown popping a bottle of champagne, the liquid arc-ing gracefully over her head and landing in a glass resting on her rear end (because apparently Kardashian has a butt that can actually DO THIS). Both covers were shot by Jean-Paul Goude, and the latter champagne shot was based on his 1976 shot known as “Champagne Incident” in which his muse Carolina Beaumont modeled for that same popping-the-champagne-glass-sitting-on-her-butt shot, only Beamont posed in the buff.
Kardashian’s shoot did NOT literally break the Internet (we’re all still here, aren’t we?) but it is worthy of discussion. Namely, what is the point of a magazine cover like this? Are we empowering Kardashian, are we objectifying her, are we doing a little of column A, a little bit of column B, what are we talking about when we talk about Kardashian’s naked butt? When Paper Magazine tells us that this nude rear shot is going to “break the Internet,” what is it about the shot that is going to be doing all that breaking?
I guess I can’t help but remember that first season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians when Playboytried to convince Kim to pose in the nude (and momager Kris Jenner
That Playboy episode was shot back in 2007. Seven years have gone by and we’re up to season nine of the series. That’s a lot of years, and a lot of reality show seasons, and a lot has happened over the course of this almost-decade. Maybe Kim completely changed her mind about the birthday suit modeling game, maybe at one time posing nude felt like selling out and now a naked photo sesh feels like the most empowering thing in the world for Kardashian. If that was the case, I would say “Sounds good, Kim, you go back to rocking out with your naked butt out.”